…when you write “I hope your well” instead of “I hope you’re well”
- Insist to the person you made no mistakes and simply weren’t finished writing, then add “is free of trapped children.”
- Let them know, in your culture, a single grammatical error is a sign of prosperity.
- “Yeah, well fuck you!”
- Remind them that they’re not perfect either, and they have a weird mark on their face. Before they can finish asking “What weird mark?” punch them in the eye.
- Tell them it’s a quote from “Ulysses”.
- Literally die of embarrassment.
