While the Supreme Court has generally rules that the Federal/state government cannot regulate what happens in the bedroom, there are still some sex acts that are illegal in the united states:
- Murder
- Making Love (Texas & Florida only)
- Putting only your pinky, index finger, and both thumbs into a Vagina (anus fine)
- Having sex with Sting
- Naming your breasts “Thing One” and “King Arthur’s Court”, respectively.
- Sex strictly for the abortion
- Pippa Middleton-ing (don’t ask)
- Gracious Apologizing
