The good (?) folks over at “Fascinated w/suicide and Hostess products” have combed through data from all 50 states and compiled the least common ways for people to have killed themselves. They are:
1. Listening to Kesha.
2. Being Pippa Middleton’d (you don’t want to know what that means)
3. Looking at way too many puppies at once.
4. Eating a stick of dynamite. Then shooting yourself in the face.
5. Multiple Liver Punches.
6. Playing Everquest II until you die of fun exhaustion.
7. (tie) Watching that videotape form The Ring then not making a new copy because you have stuff to do.
7. (tie) Watching that videotape from Ringu then not making a new copy because you had a hard time reading the Japanese instructions.
8. Aging.
