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30th January 2012

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Look out World, Glamour is doing that very rare thing where it talks about GUYS and SEX! MEN, MEN, MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Considering there are multiple billions of men on Earth, what 1,000 of them are looking for probably isn’t so significant in the grand scheme of things. Best Dating Trick Ever: Always Hit On the Wingman! Or, y’know, attempt to date someone you feel a physical and emotional connection with. Then, fuck HIS wingman! Health Alert: The Stuff Doctors are Afraid to Say to your Face “Stuff”? Whoa, this isn’t “Doctor Magazine”, put it terms the common person can understand! Also, why does Rachel McAdams have the posture of someone who’s just been punched in the stomach in this picture?

Look out World, Glamour is doing that very rare thing where it talks about GUYS and SEX!

MEN, MEN, MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Considering there are multiple billions of men on Earth, what 1,000 of them are looking for probably isn’t so significant in the grand scheme of things.

Best Dating Trick Ever: Always Hit On the Wingman! Or, y’know, attempt to date someone you feel a physical and emotional connection with. Then, fuck HIS wingman!

Health Alert: The Stuff Doctors are Afraid to Say to your Face “Stuff”? Whoa, this isn’t “Doctor Magazine”, put it terms the common person can understand!

Also, why does Rachel McAdams have the posture of someone who’s just been punched in the stomach in this picture?

  1. shimosh reblogged this from oldmanweldon and added:
    at first i thought...was a parody cover. Then I remembered that
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