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7th December 2011

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Farmer Piece-of-Shit here is under the impression you can drive out of the urban sprawl of Los Angeles, purchase a chicken, have it lay an egg, prepare the egg in the fashion of “Benedict” (named for the Pope? I wonder…) and then consume it in, let’s see here… an hour and fifteen minutes. Next time, just go get an egg McMuffin you impatient, entitled moron.

Farmer Piece-of-Shit here is under the impression you can drive out of the urban sprawl of Los Angeles, purchase a chicken, have it lay an egg, prepare the egg in the fashion of “Benedict” (named for the Pope? I wonder…) and then consume it in, let’s see here… an hour and fifteen minutes.

Next time, just go get an egg McMuffin you impatient, entitled moron.

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