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WARNING: Much to our chagrin, this product actually works. We don’t know what happened.
WARNING: This is not a catheter, don’t use it as one. Why do we have to keep telling people this?
WARNING: Look, while we’ve got your attention, your breath is pretty bad.
WARNING: Don’t say your sweater is “gay”. How would you like it if someone said their sweater was “Jeff”?
WARNING: BEHIND YOU!
WARNING: You’re just an unhappy person
WARNING: Whoa, somebody’s got their period!
WARNING: This reality is all an elaborate dream, designed to welcome you to the afterlife. Go, gather your friends from the island, because none of you were as good individually as you were together.
WARNING: This shit is fucked