July 2010
2 posts
Thoughts on "The Ugly Truth"...
My wife has been out of town for a few weeks now, and while she’s been gone I’ve been watching the worst movies on Netflix’s watch instantly. So far the worst one has been “The Ugly Truth” and I’m only twenty minutes in. Here are some of things I’ve been thinking since it started:
-I’m going to pitch a film about a movie star who has absolutely no...
Here's some copy I wrote...
MILLER LITE ADE
Guy: I’d like a lite beer.
Female: Drink this, you fucking fag.
She hands him a Miller Lite
Guy: I’m not a fag.
Female: Yeah, right. Fag. You fucking fag. Fucking drink it.
He walks off, ashamed at his fagotry. Shot of beer bursting through icy water.
Guy’s Friend: That beer’s not fooling anyone. Faggoty fag.
Guy: I brought this messenger bag to a...