December 2010
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My weekly apology
I would like to apologize to the fine people at “Discreetly Watching”, the gentleman’s club for voyeurs. While the club does offer a service where you watch one of its dancers through a fake window as she pretends to do normal chores, I unfortunately took things too far when, after becoming particularly enamored with an employee of the club, I followed her home and watched her through her actual...
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Some people say the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist, but I really think that pales in comparison to turning into a snake and convincing someone to eat fruit against God’s wishes. It’s also a lot funnier.