January 2012
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1/26 Jon Dore, Emily Maya Mills, Johnny Pemperton...
comedypalacela:
Holy hell, you guys, we’re on the Tumblr! Follow us here to learn more about our super awesome lineups every 2nd and 4th Thursday, like the following amazing individuals who will be joining us on the 26th just to make you laugh. It’s funny. It’s free. It’s what all the cool kids on Tumblr are doing.
Jon Dore (A National Treasure) Johnny Pemberton (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) Emily...
the internet
jakeweismanyay:
the internet is interesting because it connects people that were never connected before
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I'm starting regret Entourage already!
This is late because I was very sick and even more wildly uninspired by this episode.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 2: THE REVIEW
WHAT I REMEMBER: Hopefully the episode titles continue to remain so blatantly helpful in regards to what the episode is about, but knowing the turn the show takes in later season (“Self-seriousness is a left up here, Mr Ellin”) season four and on will probably all...
“But, hey, Elizabeth Santorum isn’t a bigot—she can’t be! She has gay friends!...”
– -Savage Love, Jan 11th
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Still Entourage, after all these years...
SEASON 1, EPISODE 1: PILOT
WHAT I REMEMBER: Irreverence, irreverence, irreverence! I remember the pilot effectively establishing a tone of fun and lightheartedness (a tone that would eventually be shown the door, naked and shivering, in later seasons) by having almost nothing happen other than the dudebros sitting around chatting, possibly calling E’s ex-girlfriend a bitch (I know this...
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BLOG PROJECT!!!!!!
Hey dudes/dudettes/trans-duders. As anyone who’s ever been nearly bored to tears by me knows, I have seen every episode of entourage. A bunch of times, in fact. It’s not a show I particularly enjoy, and in fact I downright loathe most of the episodes, but I was really addicted to the show for a while. It was like some kind of heroin that, instead of bringing about an intense euphoria,...
““As surely as Ron Paul speaks to a real issue—the state’s broad use of violence...”
– ta nehisi (via jsmooth995)
December 2011
3 posts
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November 2011
6 posts
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Oddest Warning Labels on Products
WARNING: Much to our chagrin, this product actually works. We don’t know what happened.
WARNING: This is not a catheter, don’t use it as one. Why do we have to keep telling people this?
WARNING: Look, while we’ve got your attention, your breath is pretty bad.
WARNING: Don’t say your sweater is “gay”. How would you like it if someone said their sweater was...
Watchandylanden:
I have a new web series called ONE NIGHT MAN.
It’s written by and stars Will Weldon. Also featuring the hilarious Allyn Rachel and Jessica Jardine.
Take a look. It’s five minutes. Hopefully you find it funny.
Many more to come… I promise.
I already posted this, but I haven’t RE-posted this yet!
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WatchThis is a short I wrote and am playing pretend in. There will probably be more of them, so you’re going to want to get in on the ground floor on this thing, Johnson.
October 2011
6 posts
WatchSure Shot
WatchBeastie Boys playing Heart Attack Man on SNL (World’s most irritating commercials precede it.)
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September 2011
4 posts
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“Pillsbury Whoopie Pie Funfetti Kit. Available at most grocery stores. BUT, I did...”
– Chrissy Teigen struggles to justifiable use ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS
Excerpts from letters I am sending to Actors and...
To the band “Outkast”…
“Yes, I would like to know about some gangster shit. Sorry about the lateness of my reply, it’s taken this long since the release of ‘Stankonia’ for me to know for sure.”
To the Actress Scarlett Johansson…
“I’m sorry my twenty first birthday wish finally same true. I understand it’s caused you some...
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August 2011
13 posts
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Watchcurtneill:
firemenwebseries:
EPISODE 1! Watch “The Firemen” Episode 1, starring Brian Shortall and Ithamar Enriquez.
Hell yeah. Holly and Rebecca are two of my absolute faves. So watch their webseries because it’s as great as they are.
Oh, and keep your eye out for a hella sick Curt and Davey cameo.
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Reader submissions:
I recently had readers submit some perks of being handsome, and I’ve selected the best ones:
“Instead of merely being humorous, people will convince themselves you’re hilarious.” - Paul Rudd, New York NY
“The painting in my attic that ages for me is a great conversation piece.” - Dorian [last name witheld], England
“The girls.” - Ted Bundy, Hell...
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I accidentally...
Deleted a whole bunch of posts from back when I was regularly doing a webcomic. So I’m going to repost the ones I liked that are off the blog over the next few days.
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Some ways to save face...
…when you write “I hope your well” instead of “I hope you’re well”
- Insist to the person you made no mistakes and simply weren’t finished writing, then add “is free of trapped children.”
- Let them know, in your culture, a single grammatical error is a sign of prosperity.
- “Yeah, well fuck you!”
- Remind them that...
Watchraddelman:
Watch the first episode of this web series I’m in. Written/Directed by the amazing Andy Landen.
After School Club - Ep.1
July 2011
7 posts
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"I noticed you have the same shoes as I do. The...
Today I read an AV Club article about a Cleveland based sketch troupe, Last Call Cleveland, who is all but accusing Conan of stealing a bit they’ve done a bunch of times in the past. Punchline rolled with it, and it all started here in the Cleveland Scene. Now, thankfully, there’s no momentum behind this story. This is good, because nobody stole anything:
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The Most Successful Blind Date specials
Anyone who watched the early days of reality TV remembers the long lasting “Blind Date”. After browsing their catalog, here is what I found to be the least successful “one off’ episodes/specials:
1. Blind Date: Recensored
2. Blind Date: People with Dignity
3. Blind Date: Lower Apes
4. Blind Date: Husky Women w/Husky Voices
5. Blind Date: Your Divorced Parents Vol 1
6....
Sexual Acts still banned in some states
While the Supreme Court has generally rules that the Federal/state government cannot regulate what happens in the bedroom, there are still some sex acts that are illegal in the united states:
- Murder
- Making Love (Texas & Florida only)
- Putting only your pinky, index finger, and both thumbs into a Vagina (anus fine)
- Having sex with Sting
- Naming your breasts “Thing One”...
Nothing’s gayer than “curing” homosexuals.
The Most Annoying Keys to have stuck
A survey from “Surveys about everything but computers (except this one time)” about the most annoying keys on your keyboard to get stuck was just published, and it’s fascinating stuff:
1st - (Tie) Ctrl
(Tie) FN
(Tie) (Windows Button)
(Tie) Space Bar
(Tie) Alt Gr
(Tie) Box thing with a cursor over it
(Tie) CTRL
(Tie) Home
(Tie) Pg Dn
(Tie) Pg Up
(Tie) End
(Tie) 0
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Least Popular Suicide Methods
The good (?) folks over at “Fascinated w/suicide and Hostess products” have combed through data from all 50 states and compiled the least common ways for people to have killed themselves. They are:
1. Listening to Kesha.
2. Being Pippa Middleton’d (you don’t want to know what that means)
3. Looking at way too many puppies at once.
4. Eating a stick of dynamite. Then...