The Sometimes Troubling Comedy of Will Weldon

The Sometimes Troubling Comedy of Will Weldon

jprescott:

VERY EXCITED to announce that my show, “@TheMovies” will be screening this Saturday at Channel 101. 
Also, slightly self-conscious of the fact that this is just a screen cap of my face, but I promise it was the most dynamic screen cap I found! Look at that neck! Come on! 

jprescott:

VERY EXCITED to announce that my show, “@TheMovies” will be screening this Saturday at Channel 101. 

Also, slightly self-conscious of the fact that this is just a screen cap of my face, but I promise it was the most dynamic screen cap I found! Look at that neck! Come on! 

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atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.
atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.

atmidnightcc:

Playing #StonerNovels was almost like being back on TV! Thanks for hot-boxing us with your hilarity.

If you really want a taste of the show, make sure you check out last week’s highlight reel.

iListened To That: The Reviewcast

Hello, fans and readers (not every reader is a fan, LOL), and welcome to another edition of my weekly Podcast review column, which I have titled “iListened To That: The Reviewcast” (see the article’s title for proof).

After last week’s column, some people have asked to clarify something, so I will: even though I have the word “cast” in the article’s title, there is no companion podcast. It’s simply a portmanteau I liked. I hope this third clarification clears it up for everyone.

Also, no, we are NOT affiliated with iTunes. Again, it’s just something I liked. Anyway, on to the podcast reviews!

QUEER MISS-GIVINGS W/ JANNIE APPLEBURY #46: This week, Jannie gives maybe the best gift she’s ever given to a queer person: perspective. A must listen if you’ve ever worried about gay people not “getting it” when it comes to empathy. RATING: Three smilin’ earbuds

GRIEVANCES AND A’ THUNDERIN’S #421: You were probably wondering when Chumly and Ol’ Jed would get around to the government shutdown. Well, they finally do, and as Ol’ Jed would say, “Crumblin’ Otmeal Cakes!” is it ever a good time! Also, Ol’ Jed offers up tips for surviving the winter in them thar’ mountains. RATING: Two smilin’ earbuds

COMEDY TALK WITH COMEDY BOT: #29: What starts off as an exciting episode, with Comedy Bot talking to local LA comedy-phile Mort Blimply about their favorite ways to light a comedy club, quickly goes off the rails when, as always, Comedy Bot goes off programming and attempts to destroy all life on earth. Mort is the only real casualty, but honestly, after 29 episodes, you’d think they’d get these kinds of problems under control! RATING: One sad flip phone built-in speaker

MUSIC YOU DON’T KNOW #103: THE DOG EPISODE: This is billed as the first ever podcast exclusively for dogs, so I couldn’t hear it with my human (mostly, LOL!) ears. But Artemis seemed to enjoy it (Artemis is my brother, he says he can hear as well as a dog). RATING: One smilin’ earbuds

THE MARATHON CAST #1: Well, going on week three, and still hoping this guy ends sometime soon. The young and infirm crying out for mercy were… maybe not my favorite? But as a completionist, I reserve judgement until the very end. RATING: Incomplete

ELI BRADEN: HELP!

Buy prlific comedian Eli Braden’s entire catalogue of comedy for ten dollars! Jesus Christ!

elibraden
:

Hi. Thanks for taking a sec to read this.

Long story short: my last full-time writing gig ended a few weeks ago, and I’m having trouble nailing my next job down. I’m doing freelance stuff + expect something to fall into place soon, but I have a crazy number of financial responsibilities (I have 2…

WitStream: Five Tweets I Love: @OldManWeldon

witstream:

We asked the incomparable Will Weldon what his top five most favoritest tweets were, and after he yelled at us to get off his lawn, he said:

The Most Difficult To Perform Sex Moves

- The Star Killer
- The Armie Hammer
- Being Cool About It Afterwards
- The Cerebral Cortex
- Russian Roulette, But With Sex
- Humping-So Dry You Die Of Thirst
- The Angry Grandma
- Build-a-Bear Style
- The Return of the Jedi Who Wants To Have Sex
- Missionary (not lying down face to face; actually fucking a Christian missionary)

UNAPPEALING CANDIES I HAVE SEEN IN CONVENIENCE STORES

1. High Fructose Corn Syrup Nose Snorters
2. Travis Bickle Candy Blood
3. Gummy Swastikas
4. Gyp-nits
5. Donald Trump’s Comb-Over Sour Swizzlers
6. Shit-o-Ramas
7. Swirls O’ Nothin’
8. Gross Butts: The Candy
9. Ryan Reynolds Endorsed Anythings
10. Sugary Beer Leavings
11. Raisinets

WitStream: Behind the Tweet: @EricDadourian

This is madness…

witstream
:

here is the backstory: Loneliness is a desert island where you have nothing to do but build fires,…